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Law To Require ALL Men To Wear PENIS HARNESS To Stop Population Explosion/Control Spread of Sexual Diseases! :-)

I am starting a movement to get a law introduced into Congress that would require ALL men to wear a “penis harness” to stop the population explosion and to help control the spread of sexual diseases!  Rationing cards would be distributed to each man; the cards would allow the removal of the penis harness for short periods of time but only on certain days.  The ration cards would be designed to unlock only the penis harness of the person to whom the ration cards were issued.

Of course, due to the sanctity of marriage in this country, married men would be issued more ration cards than single men but the days and times that the ration cards could be used would be strictly enforced!  Each week the man would have to be examined by a doctor to make sure the penis was free of disease and that the harness had not been inappropriately used.

Naturally, the penis harness checkup could only be done in a medical clinic that had extensive governmental controls!  The checkup could only be done by certain approved doctors.  Due to these restrictions, there could only be one clinic in each state because it would be entirely too expensive to provide multiple clinics in each state!

The penis harness is absolutely necessary since we can no longer pay for the upkeep and support of so many children being born in this country and the costs of treating people with sexual diseases is no longer an acceptable practice since it goes against most people’s values!

When this law is introduced, I expect there will be tremendous opposition from ALL men in this country and some women!  Can you imagine the uproar!

There would be NO men who would support such an absurd, offensive law; and, yet, there are SOME women who are supporting the outrageously offensive laws that are being passed against women in this country by mostly Republican, self-righteous, misogynistic slime balls!  Cowardly, sorry excuses for men are introducing and passing asinine laws that no one would have thought anyone would have even considered just ten years ago!

WTF is going on in this country and WHY are some women willing to support such obviously offensive laws against women, their OWN kind?  Normally I would say each to her own opinion; but, in this case, these women are our own worst enemies in this War On Women!  They MUST wake up and realize that they are on the WRONG side of this War Against Women!  And, SOME of us are getting sick and tired of fighting against them for THEIR rights!  We’re also getting tired of their calling their own kind sluts and turning up their noses when they hear the word feminist!  And, if I hear one more WOMAN say they are protecting the rights of the “unborn” in this fight, I’m going to puke!  How stupid can these women be!   Are they really so blind that they cannot see that they are only a few steps away from becoming chattel again and having to wear chastity belts!  Maybe if we require THEIR men to wear penis harnesses they will finally STFU!

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